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The Church of Morgan Freeman War

Post by Qora on August 26th 2013, 12:29 am

The following is a series of statements made on the International Western Union's Message Board. It has been cleaned up for better understanding but not changed in any way that would change the meanings of the statements made.

The Imperial Matriarchy of Qora
The Holy Industrious Peoples of the Neo-Assyrian Empire
The Imperial Matriarchy of Qora wrote:I do not believe in Morgan Freeman.
The Holy Industrious Peoples of the Neo-Assyrian Empire wrote:@Qora - Hericy! BURN, BURN AT THE STAKE FOR YOUR SINS, NON-BELIEVER! *Chucks 'Book of Morgan Freeman' at Qora*
The Imperial Matriarchy of Qora wrote:Yes, the Church of Morgan Freeman is banned from Qora. The followers believe that Morgan Freeman would overthrow the Matriarchy and everything.

@The Holy Industrious Peoples of the Neo-Assyrian Empire - If you're going to insult someone, do so properly. It is "Heresy" not "Hericy."
The Holy Industrious Peoples of the Neo-Assyrian Empire wrote:Well then, I'll tell all citizens traveling to Qora to bring their Book of Morgan, just to make the Imperial Matriarchy mad at my nation
The Imperial Matriarchy of Qora wrote:The Holy Industrious Peoples of the Neo-Assyrian Empire is officially embargoed by the Imperial Matriarchy of Qora on the grounds of exporting civil unrest and hate crimes against the Imperial Matriarchy. All visitors from The Holy Industrious Peoples of the Neo-Assyrian Empire are to leave within the week or be summarily executed on International television.
The Holy Industrious Peoples of the Neo-Assyrian Empire wrote:The Imperial Matriarchy of Qora is spreading false information about the industrious peoples as we did not inform our citizens to carry a Book of Morgan into Qoran territory. The Imperial Matriarchy of Qora has also announced that they will execute our citizens within a week for no reason specified. Thus, citizens of the Empire, remain in the Imperial Matriarchy of Qora. If you are in immediate danger, we will rescue you and attack The Imperial Matriarchy of Qora.

To the International Western Union, do you truly want a nation that is spreading false information just so they can satisfy their blood lust live in the region, free to do as they please? I do not think so, and thus I would like for diplomatic sanctions to be implaced on The Imperial Matriarchy of Qora before the week is out.
The Imperial Matriarchy of Qora wrote:>The Holy Industrious Peoples of the Neo-Assyrian Empire said:
Well then, I'll tell all citizens traveling to Qora to bring their Book of Morgan just to make the Imperial Matriarchy mad at my nation.
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You lied. See? You're a liar.
The Holy Industrious Peoples of the Neo-Assyrian Empire wrote:The Imperial Matriarchy of Qora is at it again, claiming that we forced our citizens to bring a Book of Morgan to their nation, breaking their laws! We only said that we did, but we have yet to, nor will we ever, force our citizens to do such a thing in The Imperial Matriarchy of Qora, thus they continue to spread false information!
The Imperial Matriarchy of Qora wrote:Nay! The Holy Industrious Peoples of the Neo-Assyrian Empire is CLEARLY using his misogynistic ideals onto the Imperial Matriarchy! The leader of these peoples is clearly a blatant misogynistic jerk who despises women and all of their endeavors in this life and in the next! Proof in doing so is this constant slandering on the Matriarchy! Soon he'll be saying that we eat our infants or that we attack neighboring nations so that we can sacrifice them to a flying feathered serpent whose name is impossible to pronounce!
The Holy Industrious Peoples of the Neo-Assyrian Empire wrote:Once again the fraudulent government of The Imperial Matriarchy of Qora continues to spread lies! They claim that I am a misogynistic jerk while they are changing the subject The subject was that they eat their own infants and that they attack their neighbors so that they can sacrifice them to a flying feathered serpent whose name is so outrageous that I can't even pronounce it! This is why they have been spreading lies about Neo-Assyria, so that these uncivilized acts could go unnoticed while everyone claims that I incited criminal acts abroad!
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Re: The Church of Morgan Freeman War

Post by Qora on August 26th 2013, 12:30 am

"See!? They just did exactly what I warned you they would do! They are claiming that we devour our children and sacrifice our neighbors to a flying feathered serpent! I must let you know that we do not worship flying serpents of any kind. This is clearly slander on the Imperial Matriarchy! He refutes every statement of our innocence and adds to our slander in the process!"
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Post by Neo-Assyrian Empire on August 26th 2013, 9:14 am

"There is no such thing as slander, as everything we have said is true! The fact of the matter is that the Imperial Matriarchy of Qora has been hostile to neighboring nations, sacrificing their populace to a flying snake! And they're trying to cover it up by claiming we're telling our citizens to bring contraband in to their nation! The closest thing that we have done to incite hate and breaking international laws is when we jokingly said that we would force our citizens to bring that book in to the Imperial Matriarchy. How could they believe that a democracy would force people to do something? It's outragous I tell ya!"
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Re: The Church of Morgan Freeman War

Post by Qora on August 26th 2013, 4:10 pm

"How did everything we say be true when you constantly say it is a lie! The bit with the flying snake was a bit of fantasy I read in this really messed up fantasy book about a country that sings about stars and banners and macaroni! As for you being a democracy how can you be one with your peoples' political rights being so low! I say that the Holy Industrious Peoples of the Neo-Assyrian Empire are fascists! A theological fascism bent on destroying everything that doesn't agree with them! Even now they must be sending covert operatives past our borders to convert our peoples to the Church of Morgan Freeman!"
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