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The Respect Points Shop

Post by Iloistan on April 16th 2013, 1:31 am

The Respect Shop

Welcome respected nations of the IWU to my most humble shop. I offer a wide variety of wares that you can spend your hard earned respect points ($R) on. Certain actions, such as accepting a high-five, being hilarious, or endorsing the shopkeeper, may result in respect points being awarded. Certain actions, such as asking what I'm doing with said respect points, could result in negative respect points.

Note: Certain positions in the IWU automatically award respect points.
Founder: 500 points to Griffindor
President: 500 points
Vice President: 250 points
Adviser: 100 points
Secretary of Recruitment: 100
WA Delegate: 200 points
Intelligence Group: 50 points
Ambassadors: 50 points
Other Shopkeepers: 50 points
Those that "take" cats for the greater good: 500 points

If multiple positions are held, a bonus 100 points shall be awarded.
All points are lost if not spent while in office.

Important: Respect Points are also awarded to those that have received endorsements.
A.K.A. 5 $R per Endorsement that said nation has received.


Current Balance that We hold: 550 $R



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Ocelots of Course

Post by Iloistan on April 16th 2013, 2:21 am

Here at the Respect Points Shop we offer an astounding two types of Ocelots.

Ocelot Commandos

Spoiler:

These Ocelots didn't quite make Iloistan's Ocelot Strike Force, but they are still pretty damn dangerous. They are excel in both stealth and combat (prefered) and have extensive training with firearms. Get yours today! as replenishing our stock would require more rejects from the program.
Current Number in Stock: 58
Current Price: 50 $R
Limit of 10

Snow Ocelot Snipers

Spoiler:

These extremely rare Snow Ocelots hail from the Urankana Mountain Range in Iloistan. These particular specimens were actually denied from being on the Ocelot Strike Force because they were considered far to dangerous and unstable. As stated they excel with sniper rifles and stealth, but are knowledgeable with other firearms and combat techniques. Once in a lifetime offer!
Current Number in Stock: 8
Current Price: 100 $R
Limit of 2

Will continue to update my stock and as always: bananas.


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Re: The Respect Points Shop

Post by Bolidor on April 17th 2013, 7:44 pm

To the management of The Respect Shop:

As Chief of the Secret Police of the Republic of Bolidor, I have the authority to place an order for two Snow Ocelot Snipers and seven Ocelot Commandos. We should have on account with you 550 Respect Points on the basis of 500 points for "taking" cats for the greater good and 50 points on the basis of being a fellow shopkeeper (see our Bolidorean Barking Spiders for confirmation.)

We are particularly interested in having the most dangerous and most unstable Snow Ocelot Snipers that you have in your inventory. We like to live dangerously, as evidenced by our latest sport, mine fishing, and affirmation of our inherent instability by the Royal Stratocracy of Veceria.

Thank you for offering such fine specimens.

Sincerely,
Chief Roberto Straussman of the Secret Police
Musa, Republic of Bolidor
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Purchase confirmation for Bolidor

Post by Iloistan on April 17th 2013, 11:44 pm

Confirmation Order Received

Hello Secret Police Chief Roberto Straussman of the respected nation, Bolidor!

We at the Respect Shop would like to inform you, Bolidor, that we have received your confirmation for your order of: 7 Ocelot Commandos and 2 Snow Ocelot Snipers. They should arrive in approximatley 3 buisness days. We would also like to congratulate you on your most excellent purchase and hope that you enjoy them for being dangerous and unstable. This purchase now brings your balance of respect points to: 0 $R

Sincerely,
Marcus Niven of the Respect Shop
Iloistalibad, Federation of Iloistan
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Updated Stock

Post by Iloistan on April 18th 2013, 11:06 pm

We at the respect shop have just introduced new stock that may interest you.

The Alacorn

Spoiler:
Left: Standard Alacorn. Right: What happens when you piss off an Alacorn.

Ah yes the Alacorn, a genetic crossbreeding of an eagle, narwal, and horse. (Asking how we managed this feat will result in negative respect points.) These rare creatures are also quite insane because of the cross breeding. WARNING, they are so unstable that they may turn on the handler it provoked even slightly. You have been warned. We only have a limited supply of these creature as our scientists are still trying to understand how this is even possible.
Current Number in Stock: 32
Current Price: 50 $R
Limit of 4

(OCC: This came from here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWIJPe912ic
also this is funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AbtCTbSWTk)

On a side note, a new policy has been adopted at the Respect Shop:
If 500 $R are spent at once, then said nation shall receive an additional 100 $R
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