Never ending story

So here's a little game.

How to play:
A poster posts a sentence to add to the story; next poster adds another sentence. This keeps going on until the thread ends.

Poorly made example:
Poster A: The dog ran into the forest.
Poster B: Once inside he found a secret passage.

So I'll start.

A young penguin stands in his igloo.

...when a snow sorceress appears before him, offering to turn him and his wife into humans...

...the penguin and his wife thought long and hard about it, and finally decided to accept...

...So the wizard zapped them all into humans, but something went wrong...

...because he was now she, and she was now he, so they...

....went in search of another wizard to fix the mistake, they ......

...found Artrex, the magician of Southland. He sent them to search for the heart of Chiyoko...

...which was located somewhere in Northland, the territory of Artrex's evil brother Norman...

...but to get there, they had to cross Central Canyon, which could only be crossed by flying...

.....a flimsy wooden flying machine, they tried to cross the canyon but......

...the turbulence made them airsick, so they...

... proceed to regurgitate their lunches into the canyon they are flying over, but suddenly...

...a stampede of wild boars from Chicago attacked them in mid air, so they fell into...