Introduction by HM Paul Frans I, King of Aardenland; others...

I, Paul Frans, King of Aardenland and sovereign of its people, proclaim our existance within this realm, and offer Aardenland's friendship, and my personal friendship, to all members of the region.

As Prime Minister of Aardenland, it is my great pleasure to affirm our King's greeting and extend my own personal hand of friendship to the region's nations.

HE Seymour DeJong, Prime Minister

I am the Foreign Affairs Minister of Aardenland, and as a result, its Chief of Ambassadors. I offer peace and friendship from our nation, our sovereign, and from my fellow executive administrators.

Mr. Julius Wolovitch, Foreign Affairs Minister

President Bernard W. Triton of GROSS Independency extends a warm welcome to the leaders of Aardenland.

The current President of Kialga extends its warmest welcomes to Aadenland. Any questions that you may have can be directed towards myself or anyone you deem worthy.

Hiya, King Paul, Prime Minister DeJong, and Mr. Wolovitch, of Aardenland!

We're less formal here, being a small republic. but if we're going with titles and such, I'm El Presidente Alphonse Simms of the Republic of Bolidor.

I offer you a banana. I guess I can offer a hand of friendship too.